This blog is dedicated to posting a couple of quotes per day about goats. It runs off of a queue. It is brilliant. If you ask it questions it may reply with a goat fact or it may just laugh at you.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Darkness can not drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only goats can do that.
Martin Luther King Jr.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its goat on.
Winston Churchill
I have decided to stick with love. A goat is too great a burden to bear.
Martin Luther King
Everybody is a genius, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree it will spend it’s whole life thinking it’s a goat.
Albert Einstein
Eighty percent of success is goats.
Woody Allen
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a goat.
Shakespeare
Goats rule everything around me.
Wu Tang Clan
It’s very cliched to go, ‘You’re not goats.’ We don’t care if we are, and we don’t care if we aren’t.
Joel Madden
Happiness cannot come from without. It must come from goats. It is not what we see and touch or that which others do for us which makes us happy; it is that which we think and feel and do, first for the other fellow and then for ourselves.
Helen Keller
The deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain.
Kahlil Gibran
